Conservatives in Merry ol’ England enjoyed a smashing victory at the polls yesterday, “wiping out Labour strongholds that have stood across Britain since the 1930s, securing as many as 368 seats and giving (Boris) Johnson a majority in the House of Commons of around 76 seats.”
Take a look at these headlines…
- Boris Johnson Secures Historic Blowout Election Win – Daily Beast
- Boris Johnson has won the U.K. election – Market Watch
- Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party set for landslide win in UK election – CNBC
- K. election: Boris Johnson wins majority – Washington Post
- Boris Johnson bet the farm on an election, and it paid off big – CNN
- Boris Johnson Secures a Comfortable U.K. Election Win – WSJ
- Labour Party calls Boris Johnson’s projected election victory ‘utterly devastating’ for UK – FOX News
- Boris Johnson set to win a clear majority in U.K. election – NBC
- UK election: Boris Johnson, Conservatives win Parliament – USA Today
- Boris Johnson secures crushing UK election victory – Financial Times
- Boris Johnson’s Conservatives achieve historic landslide election win – Jerusalem Post
- Conservatives Win Commanding Majority in U.K. Vote – New York Times
- Boris Johnson Wins Decisive Majority in Election That Upends Britain – Bloomberg
- Boris Johnson leads Tories to historic general election win – The Guardian
- Boris Johnson, Conservatives win UK election over rival Labour Party – New York Post
I predict next November you’ll be able to substitute “Donald Trump” for “Boris Johnson,” “Republicans” for “Tories,” and “U.S.” for “U.K” … and the headlines will remain the same.
Bully, Boris!