RIP: Peanut the Squirrel & Fred the Raccoon

(Chuck Muth) – A baby squirrel was raised in New York by Mark Longo and his wife after “Peanut’s” mother got hit by a car.  He became an Internet sensation and helped Mark raise money for animal sanctuaries.

If you haven’t seen the heart-warming video of Peanut and Mark together at their home, click here.

But then some anonymous “Karen” filed a complaint.

And the government pulled out all the stops to pull the plug on Peanut’s life, along with his companion, Fred the Raccoon.  Mark explains what happened in an interview with TMZ…

“Officers raided my house as if I was a drug dealer. I was sat outside my house for five hours. I had to get a police escort to my bathroom.”

“I wasn’t even allowed to feed my rescue horses breakfast or lunch. I was sit, sat there like a criminal after they interrogated my wife to check out her immigration status.”

“Then proceeded to ask me if I had cameras in my house. Then proceeded to go through every cabinet, nook and cranny of my house for a squirrel and raccoon.”

“They got a search warrant for departments, and a judge signed off on a search warrant for a squirrel and a raccoon. And then they took them and killed them.”

You don’t hate the government enough.

Former and future President Donald Trump issued the following statement last night…

“There have been horrible reports out of New York, my former home state, where state environmental agents raided the home of Mark Longo and his wife.  Mark was taken into custody for hours while officials searched his home and eventually took two of their pets, Fred the Raccoon and Peanut the Squirrel.

“These animals were later executed by the State of New York.  New York authorities, under their terrible governor, put more effort into finding and eliminating a squirrel, who was innocent by all accounts, than they do to control the unchecked illegal immigrants who have flooded into their state.

“If Peanut could have told them that he was from Mexico, they would have sent him on his way and given him a hotel room and a $500 gift card to Buddy Squirrel.  Instead, he was taken from his family. Very sad and a complete waste of resources.  When we win, we will get our priorities in order and MAGA!”

RIP, Peanut and Fred.

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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

“Isn’t it sad that we all know that in a fair election Trump would win the landslide, but we have to sit here worrying about how much Democrats will cheat?” – Bill Mitchell

Mr. Muth is president of Citizen Outreach, publisher of Nevada News & Views, and founder of CampaignDoctor.com.  You can sign up for his conservative, Nevada-focused e-newsletter at MuthsTruths.com.  His views are his own.

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